My hands were full and I only had my backpack on me, so I put the pizza in my school folder. My apologies in advance
I had to turn myself in for this pizza crime. I ask forgiveness
by besitomusic
22 Comments
GuyFromLI747
5 yrs for desecration of a slice of pizza
d4ve3000
Thought it was a gift card
thiccDurnald
Why not just eat the pizza?
Hold_Effective
I had a friend who took a slice of pizza home in her purse one night. (It was great pizza – there was no way we were leaving it behind!)
IanHardman
why didn’t you put it in crust first?? smdh
AutomaticAccident
That’s just nasty
Lucifer420PitaBread
You remember that commercial for trapper keepers or whatever from like 2003 when the kid took the corn dogs and mustard packets right in the pocket of his little zip-up binder
Ponjos
Forgiveness granted. It’s not easy being a student, at any age.
patrickboyd
What is the opposite of a crime? This is that. I brought 2 delicious slices from pizzanista in LA home in my briefcase.
buttcheeksmasher
You better have been going to science class with that green folder 🤣
JetstreamGW
That’s not a pizza crime, it’s a folder crime. Your dang homework has grease on it now!
slyrhinoceros
At least they put it in something! It would have been an undescribable crime if they just tossed it loosely in their backpack!
ColdBeerPirate
My teachers would have confiscated my folder from me I had done this. No crime committed here; but one day you will be in Jail for a pizza crime and I want to be your cell mate because you will be the one smuggling pizza in the back door every night.
SicutCorvusVolat
Another example of innovation the opposite of a crime
HappyWeedGuy
Acquittal
AsleepInteraction882
You are a criminal on the run, desperate times called for desperate measures.
Minimum-Act6859
You cannot leave a slice behind. You were not hurting nobody.
DaalWithChawal
I used to ask the pizza place on campus if they had aluminum foil. I’d buy a couple slices, eat one and wrap the other in foil.
22 Comments
5 yrs for desecration of a slice of pizza
Thought it was a gift card
Why not just eat the pizza?
I had a friend who took a slice of pizza home in her purse one night. (It was great pizza – there was no way we were leaving it behind!)
why didn’t you put it in crust first?? smdh
That’s just nasty
You remember that commercial for trapper keepers or whatever from like 2003 when the kid took the corn dogs and mustard packets right in the pocket of his little zip-up binder
Forgiveness granted. It’s not easy being a student, at any age.
What is the opposite of a crime? This is that. I brought 2 delicious slices from pizzanista in LA home in my briefcase.
You better have been going to science class with that green folder 🤣
That’s not a pizza crime, it’s a folder crime. Your dang homework has grease on it now!
At least they put it in something! It would have been an undescribable crime if they just tossed it loosely in their backpack!
My teachers would have confiscated my folder from me I had done this. No crime committed here; but one day you will be in Jail for a pizza crime and I want to be your cell mate because you will be the one smuggling pizza in the back door every night.
Another example of innovation the opposite of a crime
Acquittal
You are a criminal on the run, desperate times called for desperate measures.
You cannot leave a slice behind. You were not hurting nobody.
I used to ask the pizza place on campus if they had aluminum foil. I’d buy a couple slices, eat one and wrap the other in foil.
Just a minor moving violation.
Improvise … overcome … adapt… No fouls here 🍻🤙
Not a crime. You are a victim of circumstance!!
Napoleon would approve. No crime.